Name, Title, Relationship to the Monarchy, etc.*

Your pigeon's name (email)*

The Matter at Hand

Scribble away!

By checking this box, I swear on the helmet of my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate that I am a flesh and blood human!


*A must if you wish your carrier pigeon to find a safe roost.


…or, if you loathe and despise contact forms, you can send a well-considered, cultured, and admiring missive to contact {at} tourabsurd {dot} com.


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